shitposting leftists on twitter have spoken on the internet phrases that need to die.
on one hand, this list is partly an ironic shitpost among some of the most disaffected on the internet, but hey, there is truth here worth sharing as a ham-fisted public service:
notice that all of these set phrases and idioms have a common cultural origin.
lol.
what i'm saying is that white vernacular of the moment always dies quickly, and ages poorly over decades.
ditch it now before people think to themselves "this person is white as fuck" in 2030.
the mathematical formula for how much of a cornball you're perceived to be by the global world at large has a whiteness coefficient that can really make people think you're not a cool person. minimize that whiteness coefficient in your life to maximize how honest people will wanna be with you.
these are standard set phrases, and the least cool thing you can do is defer to the comfort of majority models of people who have sensibilities that don't fit you.
i've had my eye on this for most of my life, and i'm learning to put more words to it, so it's an incomplete take.
regardless, some slang is not timeless, beware.